I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
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How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
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Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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