So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
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Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
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Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
I want a musical about memes.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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