you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
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insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
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I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
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