**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
i just google imaged poop.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
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He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
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I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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