You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
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Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
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i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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