this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
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After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
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Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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