he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
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He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
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You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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