GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
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we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Every concussion has its silver lining
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
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is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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