hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
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Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
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Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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