whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
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I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
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On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
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