Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
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