Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
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once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
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I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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