; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
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it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
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We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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