I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
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Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
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I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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