I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
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We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
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female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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