It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
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i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
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Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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