Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
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MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
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I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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