the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
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now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
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The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
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