just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
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You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
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Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I have tasted many bathrooms
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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