I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
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He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
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This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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