He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
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I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
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Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
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