i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
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I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
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I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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