I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
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it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
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Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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