She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
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I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
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I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
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