and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
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If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
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The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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