jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
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Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
I'm really busy with my period
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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