They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
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We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
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they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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