They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
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No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
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Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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