the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
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Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
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I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
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