yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
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I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
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I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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