Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
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I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
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Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
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Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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