The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
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She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
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You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
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