What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
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the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
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Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
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