Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
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