It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
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This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
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I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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