Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
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I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
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I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
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