i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
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Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
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So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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