You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
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i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
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So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Come back. Shots need mouths.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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