She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
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Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
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I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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