'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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