Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
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That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
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I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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