Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
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I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
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I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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