Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
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Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
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seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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