Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
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You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
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My liver is preforming stress tests.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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