I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
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Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
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My day in three words: secret purse cake
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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