I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
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Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
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I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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