everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
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I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
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Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
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