The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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