So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
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She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
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As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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