wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
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This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
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I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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